Sally Forth, Friend.

"John_Harbinson" (jensenkid97) 09/23/2015 at 22:43 • Filed to: Bmw

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Today, the 635 went to a new home. It’s in a good place, and it will be undercoated and daily’d until either the world stops turning, or the new owner drains all the coolant out of it, and proceeds to embark on a trip to Florida. That’s literally the only thing that could ever kill that car. Adieu. Oh, and I’ve already began looking for another one that I can buy without the help of parents who ended up wanting their money back (understandably). Any 5mt 633/35 csi owners out there looking to sell their car? Because I miss mine already, and it’s only been eight hours..

bob and john > John_Harbinson 09/23/2015 at 22:47

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‘sells car to pay parent back’
‘immediately asks for the same car back”

erm. instead of buying a escalade, why didnt you just pay your parent back?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > John_Harbinson 09/23/2015 at 22:49

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Florida is the only thing that can effectively kill any car to death.

bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/23/2015 at 23:18

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you are aware of salt on the roads yes?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john 09/23/2015 at 23:24

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You are aware that was a joke, yes?

Did you forget what state I live in?? They use it like a god damn water hose.

bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/23/2015 at 23:27

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Dam it beer why did you do that to me again

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/23/2015 at 23:40

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It’s for real is where cars that no one has the balls to drive up there due to rust damage, go to live a new life.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/23/2015 at 23:42

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Until they have a crash. :p

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/23/2015 at 23:48

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Usually these are just impounded, because they are usually bought by people who clearly do meth. People bring their cars they can’t register in, let’s just say, New York and wouldn’t get $500 for up there, and bring it down here and get the dumb suckers to buy them up. Or so it seems.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/23/2015 at 23:49

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I think this is the only state I’ll ever be glad to not drive in.

John_Harbinson > bob and john 09/23/2015 at 23:53

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Cadillac: $1500

Paying parents back: $4000

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/23/2015 at 23:54

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Honestly the bad drivers are good for the roads down there, because driving would put me to sleep without them. It’s so boring to drive down there at night. Most of the wildlife slithers, the deer aren’t that big, gators aren’t really a problem, so you just have empty, almost completely straight roads. Admitedly if I actually had something fast I probably would have died, because that’s pretty much all the driving enjoyment you can find in the area, sans a few autox’s. There are several dirt trails though, so there’s that. But seriously, if there is enough room for me to top out the 4Runner on the curviest road there, it’s too damn straight.